Ask Auntie Olga



Welcome to a  new feature on this blog. A new feature to English Dad In Moscow is this section called ask auntie Olga. She is here as an agony aunt to help you with any problems or questions that are related to some of life's headaches, she is also an expert on many things and an oracle to life's questions. She will take over with from me with regular articles. Auntie Olga will do her best to help you and you can post a question under comments at the end of this post and be totally anonymous. If you would like to make a donation to her causes, please do so via Paypal. Auntie Olga urgently needs a face lift, alcohol, breast implants and she hopes to divorce her husband of twenty five years who she says is a good for nothing lazy bum. All of these needs come at a price and your money could help her achieve her dreams.

Don't be deterred by her look, she has a heart of gold and auntie Olga is wiser than the wisest of all women and can offer advice to you. She has lived aboard, raised ten children and is an extreme Origami champion, winning a gold medal at the international free style Origami Olympics last year. Olga has given advice to major world leaders on gardening, haircare, fiscal policy, social development, defense and saved a village in Africa from a twenty five double glazing salesman. Olga is an ambassador to many causes that include some of the following:  MCM, Menstrual Cycle Meltdown, WWSB, Women With Small Breasts, WAWU, Women Against Washing Up, HTLP, Help The Little People, WABH, Women Against Bum Husbands, STDB, Save The Dung Beetle.

Charity work: Olga has raised money for charity and has: Made the worlds largest flower arrangement that filled an Olympic swimming pool, made twenty bed covers for an orphanage made entirely out of belly fluff, run the Moscow marathon backwards wearing only a mink fur coat. She has raised a total of ten million euro for good causes.

Post any question that is on the following topics:

1. Wild and uncontrollable children
2. Marriage issues relating to sex, jealousy and equality
3. All relationship issues
3. Moving abroad and relocation
4. Career advice
5. Phobias (non psychotic)
6. Pets and moving abroad
7. Social networking
8. Family issues
9. Problem relationships e.g neighbors, friends and bosses

Issues she cannot help you with:

1. Political dictatorships
2. Your bank balance
3. Your physical sexual anatomy
4. Your delusions
5. World famine
6. The meaning of the universe
7. Any medical issue
8. Your wardrobe
9. Your teeth

If she cannot help you, she will try to find links and organizations that can. Olga is your agony aunt!


You can post your question anonymously  






Note: She cannot answer and medical or psychiatric questions.  

Disclaimer: Any advice given by Olga is only advice and given as a suggestion. She cannot and will not offer any medical related advice on any topic. The 'advice' is in the form of an 'agony aunt' section and cannot replace professional treatment or counseling.  How you interpret her advice is up to you. Olga is not a professional but just an old, wise, ugly woman who has been round the block. Olga reserves the right to refuse giving any advice and all comments are screened before a reply is offered.

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