June 26, 2011

The holy land

Dear friend, three weeks ago, I went outside one day into the back yard of the flats where I live in Bikini Bottom aka Moscow . I saw about four scruffy men with missing teeth cutting up bits of tarmac on the yard road surface. They were using a kind of road cutter. They cut out strips and pieces of tarmac and piled the lumps up in a big untidy piles by the yard entrance barrier. This pile is still there. The men did a few sections and then left. Then the next week they came back one afternoon and cut out some more chunks of road surface adding the pieces to their ever growing mountain of tarmac. The cutting machine was put to work again. One cut up the bits while the other men sat on the fence smoking watching their colleague work. They left. The next day it rained heavily and all the holes filled up with water. This week they came back again and did a bit more road butchery and then vanished.

These men did not arrive in company uniforms or have a truck or a pneumatic drill. They just had a few shovels, a steel pick and an old cutting machine. They arrived suddenly and left suddenly, like leaves on the wind. 

Three weeks have now past and all we have outside is the holy land but it ain't 'holy' in the biblical sense, more like a giant road mole has eaten the road for breakfast. I don't have any explanation for this action. Why should I care? I don't own the land! I care because it looks a total mess. What annoys me the most is I don't understand why this has been done? I read somewhere once, that all land in Moscow is owned by the state. If this is this case, then it's the cities responsibility to fix old and damaged yards at the back of all flats. Perhaps their solution is to hire the cheapest possible workers and get the whole city done on the cheap? In the United Kingdom, all road works are repaired by city contractors, all yard work is paid for by all the flat owners and done by professional workers. I have noticed this road carnage at other flats in my area in Moscow.

I was once told if you try to understand Russian logic and Russian methods, you will go mad and will need a psychiatrist. Perhaps the best thing is to look away and don't try to underhand? I'll continue to live in the holy land, analyze life and watch and wait and see what happens, who knows dear reader, I may end up at a psychiatrists chair before I know it or before I leave Russia? See holy land photos here.

Note for any non native speakers. The holy land is a play on words. Holy meaning sacred or religious, holy also meaning full of holes. English humor or an attempt at humor! 

10 comments:

  1. Familiar pictures. Recently they have invented a new way how to reduce costs of repairing: cut up the tarmac, threw it away, crush it and then put it back in place of gravel.

    You'll be surprised, but the more holes they make - the more money they earn, thats why these workers usually "work hard".

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  2. Welcome to Russia, my friend! If you see something, that seems illogical remember you are in Russia. It's normal, completely normal. Relax, don't think about too many things :) Don't look at it if it disturbs you :)))

    It's just the way we live. Otherwise you will need pills or even psychiatrist. You need some practice to understand what could and what could not be changed here. Well, you can always follow the path of Don Quixote :) It's a land full of possibilities to fight windmills.

    This method is called patching of holes. It's a wide spread action here in Moscow. They did the same in our yard. Most of the workers are immigrants without documents and rights. They cost cheap to Moscow government, so they will do it in future too. Don't you worry, if it would be done badly they will definitely do it again next year! :) Or even sooner...

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  3. As a Russian myself, I'm sure there is no way to understand Russian logic :) It's a mystery even for us.

    Always interesting to see a foreigner's view on living in Moscow, thank you :)

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  4. Anonymos, everything can be changed, if only we want, but we [russians] only want to have more money for ourselves.

    I respect Englishman for this: "Why should I care? I don't own the land! I care because it looks a total mess." You should have a beatiful view from your window, not only beatiful window, yeah? Very few of my compatriots thinks so, they care only about their property and behave on the street indecently. That's why there are a lot of garbageon the street, that's why they spit on the floor, shout at workers and etc.

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  5. Katillo, I'm very happy you are so deeply involved and caring. I hope it's not the words only and you would help our Jay to fight illegal toothless workers to stop their horrible action.

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  6. Thanks girls for explaining this to me. :-)

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  7. I won't stop them Masha as I want to live. Let them do their work and takes ages. I only hope they tidy up the area outside.

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  8. Khabarovski'sJun 28, 2011 05:52 AM

    I enjoy your blog and completely understand-- though I'm an American living in Khabarovsk (the Moscow of the East). Last year, we had a team of Armenians doing the same thing to our drive at the apartments, but in the end (by fall), they did a really great job putting on new asphalt and making it all smooth and beautiful. After awhile, with their visits, we got to know them and became their best pals bringing them waters and Snicker bars through what ended up being an all-nighter to get it all done. If I had another chance, I would have brought them all a treat long before.

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  9. I know someone who lives in the 'burbs of Chicago in the U.S. and they complained about the same thing in their neighborhood for two years. It was finally finished but they had to park their cars blocks away and walk home. Good luck. Nonsense exists around the world.

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  10. I love when you post links with your pictures! More pictures of life in Moscow!

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