October 14, 2010

Time to get my man tights out

The first flurries of snow fell down from the sky this week in Moscow. Its time to break out my man tights and tight up ('pantyhose' if you are from the US of A). The weather has changed suddenly, like a woman's mood at that time of the month. Its gone from spring like weather, with blue skies and warm air, to Autumn and cold in the blink of eye. Seasons here change over days rather than weeks it seems to me.

I must confess that I like wearing tights (long-johns) you feel warm and elastic under your trousers, You feel snug encased in nylon. Maybe I should be worried about these tendencies? The only disadvantage is, if like me, you get caught short when you badly need a pee and must undo everything very fast. You have to rush to the nearest place to pee or find tree, undo your flies and trouser belt and drop your man tights and pee. You don't always make it, especially when its very cold.

At this time of change in the weather, you must also dress your offspring , 'the fruit of your loins', in warmer clothes. I recommend any expats in Moscow not to buy any clothes here for you or your family. You will pay at least 30% to 40% more here and you will be wasting money for things that you should not pay such prices for. Wait till you next fly out and stock up on man tights and other items, you will save a lot of money. They say it will be a cold one this year. We all baked and cooked in the summer, so its only consistent that we all freeze in the winter. You wounder why Russians have no clue or idea about climate change!

Time to tight up rather than suit up, get those gloves and hats out, winter has arrived in mother Russia. Perhaps they will cloud bomb the skies again to control the weather? Anything can be controlled in Russia if you have the money, a big fist or a gun.

2 comments:

  1. Did you know there are some nice Russian man tights, that costs not too much? It's not easy to buy one in a normal shopping center, but some local stores do sell it. The quality is good, but it could seems a bit old-fashioned. A bit! :) E-mail me if would be interested, I could show you were to go for shopping for you and you wife's lingerie as well.
    Oh, by the way! We have a perfect women's tights factory here! Ask me if you need the details :)
    Masha

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  2. Thanks Masha I have a good pair from Austria but dont ware too often as I then cook inside the flat.

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