Sponge Bob I love you

I love' "Sponge bob square pants" more than my child does and I also like "Spider and Fly". What does that say about my life? Every day I put him on the sofa, like any good parent, turn on the TV and leave him there to watch TV while I read the paper, surf the internet or plot my world domination.

At first, I had no idea about any of these kids shows, now I know them all. He watches a few things for at least 10 minuets, which frankly is a record in toddler concentration. Sponge Bob a cartoon show about an underwater sponges adventures with a star fish and an octopus, a show about a hamster called "Wounder Pets" who rescue animals and "Spider and Fly" a show about a spider and fly who live in a garden house. The spider always tries to kill the fly but always has an accident himself.

Brilliant entertainment, for the stay at home professional parent. No parent living in a small flat in Moscow should be without a TV or without Cartoon Network, in fact no 44 year old man with a mental age of 12 should be without Cartoon Network! When he is older, I'll get him a Play Station, Xbox and Wfi for his education and mine. Happy days ahead.

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