I hate car alarms

Car alarms- I hate them. It seems Russians (or Muscovite's) love them.  You hear them at all hours on any day. Bleep bleep bleep bleep followed by woo woo woo, na na na. Often, they start to make their angry protest for a few minuets before they are silenced.  They make different noises like different species of exotic birds. Some bleep, some bloop, some sound like frogs that are high on cocaine. What I can't understand is that we live in a fractured, insular, selfish society. Many people nowadays in Moscow, London, New York or any other big city, would simply step over or even walk over a dead body in the street if it were in their way, what makes car owners or car manufactures think that by adding a car alarm it will help or interest a car buyer or that a person will phone the Police to tell them a bad man is trying to steal a car? if most of us hear a car alarm, we just ignore it. Wind is the enemy of all car alarms. Often, it is a not a thief stealing a car but a sudden gust of wind that blows from a passing politician backside and hits a car which sets off the alarm.  Cars are sold with "extras" or "features". These features often include, such stupid things as heated seats, parking bleep signals (although this feature is useful for women) , heated steering wheels, black windows, musical pedals, intelligent head lights and car alarms.

Car alarms, are the curse of the 20th and 21st century to our much needed sleep. I think we should be allowed to own bazookas, then when one hears a car alarm down in the street from ones bedroom, one simply opens the bedroom window, aims our (Russian made of course) bazooka at the car, pulls the trigger and fires. Boom, Bazooka hits car, cars blows up, end of noise-sleep. Perfect solution. I have to say, car alarms are a total waste of time. If my own car alarm went off, I would not know if it was mine or any other persons car, I would turn over and pray for the owner to switch it off.  I think car makers should change their car alarm systems to dial your mobile by sending a text message saying something like "hay dude either the wind has set off your car alarm or some *****er is trying to steal your baby, get your ass down there now" or your car could send a signal to your phone to vibrate with a message. This would warn the owner and let others sleep in peace.

I lay awake at night trying to solve some of life's mysteries and annoying things and I can't understand why things never change in life. Next time you hear a car alarm and it wakes you up, find the owner and beat him around the head with a wet smelly fish or actually steal his car to teach him a lesson. Russians also love their cars and jeeps, they have become like Americans, the car is their god, their reason for living. I would think car manufactures like BMW, see Russia as one of their main markets for jeep (4x4) sales, this is followed by car alarm makers. I hate car alarms. Dear reader I shall now go and lie down to calm down.